Dear Gorton Food Company
Fish sticks were the idea of your CEO, E. Robert Kinney, who died this summer at age 96. He was born and raised in Maine and his leadership had a tremendous impact on your company. I ate fish sticks as a kid but now I prefer the real thing. Minced fish is not for me. Gorton once described fish sticks as a vehicle for transporting tarter sauce and ketchup to your mouth with your hands.
We share many things but I really did not want to share your summer cold. I hate it when my nose runs.
For 20 years I managed to stay away from your restaurants. Then you introduced the Grilled Chicken Ranch McWrap. I fell victim to your TV ads and tried
This year the town spent a load of money building sidewalks and the long construction period was an inconvenience to motorists. The least you can do now is to actually use the sidewalks. Why are you still walking in the road?
Dear Young Couple
I watched you on your date at the restaurant. You had a few minutes of conversation, ordered your meals and then immediately pulled out your iphones. How will you get to know each other if you don't talk to each other? Or have you already decided the date is a waste of time?
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